White People in July VS White People in October
Nicole Richie taught me how to be a friend
YAAAAASSSSS NICOLE DRAG HA!
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
FLUFFY MILK HORSE
do NOT google corn man this is a warning
“shit it’s 2 a.m.” i say every day at 2 a.m. as if i am surprised
i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be
this is like my fave joke
okay that shit was good.